Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Goober Lickin'Head

---Blatantly stolen from Cate---
The following in excerpted from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Here are some interesting ones:

My family is : Goober Lickinhead, Boobie Lickinhead and our children, Dorky Lickinhead, Cheesy Lickinhead and our rock star baby is "Sleazy Lickinhead. Greaaaaat.

My favorite Band is "Dispy2"

Their lead singer is Dipsy Chickensquirt, but he goes by his famous nickname "sloppy"
The guitar player is Sneezy Picklebutt, but he goes by "The Dumbo"
On Bass is Snickle Frickenbutt
The drummer is Dorfus Chuckletush.

Our president is Fluffy Chucklefanny

Snooty Waffledoodle dies on the cross for our sins.

Sloopy Frickinbutt brings presents to the kids on Christmas.

My inlaws are the "frickinnoses"

Man, I could have fun for hours with this.... Thanks, Cate!!!


1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i =dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloppy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h =waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g =pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdink
y = hiney
z = juice

3 comments:

Cate said...

i'm glad you had fun with it! i did too. signed your long-time friend, Tootsie Lickin'hump.

Felipe said...

Nice to meet you I'm booby chicken doodle!

jeric2003 said...

dorfus gizzard lips, married to goober gizzard lips..hehhehe